The DAILY FUNNY: Terrible, terrible truth
It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the….oh who are we kidding. Alex Balk at AWL.com ruminates on the terrible truth.
If you don’t have the gift of the ….uh…girth, hit ’em with a bit of mirth! Just hope they speak English, because, contextually speaking, some things just don’t translate that well.
Do you love trivia “lists” as much as we do? No? Do you think lists are a mechanism employed by shiftless, lazy journalists lacks a topic for their column that day? Yeah? Well thanks a lot pal. This ain’t easy, you know. Just ask Dick Nixon.
No, wait. He’s dead. You don’t have Dick Nixon to kick around any more. But The Onion does.
And while we’re on the topic of bad taste – OK, so we’re normally on the topic of bad taste, but you get the segue drift – here’s a photo essay from theThrottle on cars that are just so gawdy, or tacky, or stupid, that it’s basically unforgiveable.
Anyone who jacks up a Datsun 280 ZX onto monster truck wheels is either some kind of twisted, testosterone-fuelled artist, or the world’s most enormous wad. Anyway, for the day after Easter, we offer up Cracked.com’s amusing list of things you might be surprised to discover aren’t reallyin the Bible.
Here endeth the lesson.