The DAILY FUNNY: Terrorist snuff fantasies and the zombie apocalypse
Hey, who better than The Onion to bring a little clarity to the question of what’s really important in the story of Osama bin Laden’s death. I mean, really? You wanna discuss geopolitical tensions and the brinksmanship of modern politics? Wha-eva.
Meanwhile, if irony were a case of irony from ironyville, it couldn’t be any more ironic than this story about irony. And death. And Bin Laden.
Speaking of birthers, correspondent Andy Borowitz reports that in the wake of President Barack Obama’s successes in recent days, presidential hopeful Donald Trump faces a dilemma.
Much of this American jingoism, by the way, can potentially be blamed on a Canadian swim team. We kid you not. Slate explains.
Mind you, if the term “modern politics” makes you want to commit ritual suicide, just count yourself lucky: you could be a survivor of a Zombie Apocalypse, Cracked.com says.
If a Zombie apocalypse is, like to SCARY for you, well boo hoo, sister. Suck it up! Oh….ok, we’ll close with an update on what’s going on in the world of Ecco the Dolphin, the much-loved Sega Genesis game of yesteryear.