Boonstock 2013: From Limp Bizkit to Benny Benassi
It’s going to be That Band All Over the Radio, ‘80s Band With One Member Left, Generic Folk Band and Two Dudes with a Macbook, plus many more. It will take place at the Three Hottest Days of Summer in a Really Inconvenient Location. Tickets go on sale immediately as our website starts to crash …
This is so eerie.
The screed above comes from a fake poster for “Yet Another F—ing Music Festival” that’s been making the rounds of the Internet lately. The ACTUAL Boonstock 2013 line-up consists of Limp Bizkit, Sebastian Bach, Benny Benassi and Sublime, and many more covering heavy metal, electronic and just about combination and permutation thereof, along with everything else under the blazing sun. It will take place June 27-30 at the Boonstock Exhibition Grounds in Gibbons, Alberta, in a huge shallow valley where cell phone contact has been dodgy and storms seem to hover. Tickets went on sale shortly after the long-awaited announcement on Tuesday – and then the website crashed!
It seems to be working now.